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Tarquinius

 

Futurist Tarquinius

Futurist Tarquinius is a sonic alchemist from the year 3969. He is not human; he is constructed of antimatter. He does not sleep or eat. Rather, he is merely acting as a boring human being who goes by the name of Steve Arsenault, who is completely sickened by the human race, deems himself superior to it, and has suffered many pathetic and failed attempts at love.

His initial evil spellthe first of many incantations was cast upon the Boston-based dark lyrical electro-rock group Lucretias Daggers in the summer of 2005. To most human beings, it would seem the existing band members lost interest in the project, save for Lucretia X. Machina, its lead vocalist/lyricist. This was all a part of Traquinius malevolent plan per a carefully placed ad in a local music periodical (Performer Magazine). He knowingly would get the attention of Lucretia herself (mundane name: Lauri Murphy), who is the future version of the chaste 500 BCE heroine, Lucretia, who stabbed herself to death upon a rape by her unholy nemesis, Sextus Tarquinius, FT's predecessor. Futurist's disguise would be complete as her new guitarist, and he would slowly become a rock and roll superstar in the worlds most insidious rock band ever.

At the height of this stardom, the band will sonically and unknowingly play a subliminal form of black magic through its music. Causing destruction like a virus, it will spread throughout all speaker systems and satellites and slowly kill all that is impure (96% of all life). In the end, only a few hundred people will survive. All of the band members and in particular, Lauri Murphy will be spared, but only for the resurrection of the original (500 BCE) Lucretia through her. The newly resurrected chanteus Lucretia Maledictus will then be eternally punished for her original suicide through sexual torture, which she will accept as ritual purification and redemption. Tarquinius shall cast all that remains of purity into demonic possession. The remaining band members will enter heaven as fiendish acolytes to devour all that is holy. THIS IS THE END OF ALL LIFE!!!!! THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!

 


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